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bioticbootyshaker:

drtanner:

missmokushiroku:

thegamingmuse:

all-four-cheekbones:

n-o-r-m-a-n-d-y:

nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location

"this is an awfully convenient collection of healing items"

"why is all this ammo here"

"where did all the enemies go"

"This room has rather a lot of wide, open space in it." 

"The music stopped suddenly."

"No, there it is."

"….That’s an awful lot of bass."

(via chasingallaya)

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thefamilyassbutt:

odetoabird:

cumber-bitches:

cazastrophic:

cumber-bitches:

how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.

Wizardry.

ahh, makes sense. 

fetus deletus

#I think you’ll find it was because Harry cock blocked everyone

(via thisdumbasshunter)

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via a-long-list-of-fandoms)

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chocolate-and-snowflakes:

patronustrip:

hellafandom:

hawkins-netwanderer:

Captain Anmerica: Winter Soldier

Credits to DCinside Frozen Gallery

HOLY-

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D: wait..what!?

(via thisdumbasshunter)

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cuddly—castiel:

peniscas:

condemnedcas:

burningruby:

castiexl:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER READ IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD I CANT BREATHE

Omfg this is the holy grail

JESUS CHRIST 

oH MY GOODNESS THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL

EVERYONE READ THIS RIGHT NOW. Whatever you think it is, it’s completely different. Ohmygod.

If I’m ever 100% serious about anything, it’s in this moment right now, when I tell you to READ THIS.

READ IT.

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mogarisreadytoblog:

mrcaseythegreat:

miss-mcguiness:

imleigh:

“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”

“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”

"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."

"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"

I will never not love dog texts.

(via nuclearpiss)

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bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via anderscn)

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gnumblr:

reblog if you’re the gay cousin

(via juunkoenoshima)

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dancinglashatumbai:

the gay agenda

or as i call it

the homoschedule 

(via croupyvandemar)

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wecansexy:

some 4/13 trivia for y’all in the cherub fandom 

(via croupyvandemar)

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moldykins:

please don’t tease carnivorous plants like this!!!! it takes enormous amounts of their energy to dissolve the insects that they need to survive and it takes days to process them!!! when you do this you’re wasting all of their energy and pretty much starving them!!!!!

moldykins:

please don’t tease carnivorous plants like this!!!! it takes enormous amounts of their energy to dissolve the insects that they need to survive and it takes days to process them!!! when you do this you’re wasting all of their energy and pretty much starving them!!!!!

(via printerssuck)

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solfeggioninja:

me with characters in series:

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me with people in fandom:

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(via haaaaaaaaaaytham)

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