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fancy-cosima:

thatonegaykid413:

hey0there0beautiful:

swankysassifrass:

marvelous-gallifrey:

spaceshp:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

EXCUSE ME AMERICA, IT IS I, THE WHITE BITCH

FUCK YOU, I’M THE CUSTOMER!

i have become that which i have hated…

EGADS! ITS THE TUMBLR CRITIC

The horrifying car alarm. That’s right I’ll go off at 3 am and wake up the neighborhood I don’t even care

Egads its the  touchy feely bible camp stuff

IT IS I THE ANNOYING WELL EDUCATED BLACK MAN!

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marthemacabre:

reckless-emotions:

gaylucifer:

Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.

damn you banana man

WHERE’s the banana guy?….

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heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

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agentmlovestacos:

There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.

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Fantastic.

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tsukishimake1:

my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

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midnightrobber:

walk up to the club like what up

midnightrobber:

walk up to the club like what up

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vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

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peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

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  • Sammy: d-d-d
  • John: ah he is going to say dad!
  • Sammy: d-d-d-dean
  • John:
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avoidgettingread:

Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.

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YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO APPEAR ON MY DASHBOARD

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